Sewers

 

If we were intelligently designed, why is it that our fun zones are also used as the body's sewer system?

I did steal this idea from Neil de Grasse Tyson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_nqySMvkcw I did steal this idea from Neil de Grasse Tyson. I think this is where I first heard him say it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_nqySMvkcw

Public Comments

  1. Yeah, that's one sh!tty design.
  2. efficiency dumbass
  3. Neil deGrasse Tyson rules. LOL
  4. Multitasking
  5. giggles. It's all about the giggles that happen when you, or your god, actually sits back and thinks "what a stupid idea that is"
  6. Lol, i just said that, like, two minutes ago. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsJCbEEGGHpYGVFQI2SQWIbd7BR.?qid=20070630203008AA5QP4g "Why is there a waste plant right next to a recreation facility. Yeah, nice design skill there, God."
  7. You will be able to, one day, ask your intelligent designer that yourself.
  8. We aren't. Were it otherwise, people would not suffer from cancer, diphtheria, measles, Down's syndrome, muscular dystrophy, et cetera et cetera.
  9. Uh, maybe because it was more economical to use something in two different ways? (good engineering practice). On the other hand, I sometimes like to imagine God playing poker with his buddies on His day of rest, saying "You'll never guess how I designed the way they reproduce!" All the others at the table, after hearing this, would say, "You slay me Yehova. What a card you are!"
  10. I guess you could have done it better. Maybe you would prefer four or five holes coming out of your nether regions.
  11. What?You want you'r pooper to be on your face?
  12. Not ALL our fun zones are used for disposal, some are food dispensers:p
  13. Because the body has nerves to communicate with the brain. Sufficient stimulation to any area of the body can cause pleasure.
  14. same reason our talk/kissing zones are used as the input sewer system.
  15. I find the package very practical indeed. I would not like to pee from my nose and do number 2 from my ears
  16. dam James, that was one of those questions I've been planning on asking. Like, if we're intelligently designed, and sodomy is against God's law, why the heck did he make it so difficult to avoid an accident.
  17. and if we aren't supposed to touch them, why aren't they in the middle of your back where it's hard to reach?
  18. Well, it would seem that regularly using the frontal erogenous organs consciously for the 1st 13 years of life or so strictly for waste disposal would enforce in the mind and heart that these are not 'toys'. After discovering the extent of the pleasure they are capable of producing, remembering that one must continuously use these organs to dispose of waste would/should keep one from misusing and abusing these organs. Just a thought.
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